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stash

7 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 0

This gorgeous bird with really long legs got on the bus today, and when I turned around I could see right up her skirt. And that's when I hit the low bridge.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

11 Jews shot dead by gunman on Bondi Beach. In other news, Israeli historians claim to have found text that the state of New South Wales was promised to them by someone or other sometime ago.

howlowcanyougo

an hour ago

Great party on Bondi beach this morning. Saw a few people taking shots.

prawnking1980

an hour ago

I have a strange & wonderful relationship with my wife, she’s strange & I’m wonderful

dinkdonk

1 hours ago

I'm on holiday in Thailand with my gay son but I've been arrested over a small misunderstanding. My son, rest his soul, told me he wanted to try a youth in Asia. On the plus side, I might be able to get a refund on his unused air ticket back to England.

jailer

2 hours ago

Relatives of the Jews shot dead in Australia will probably be quite pleased. They'll be able to get refunds on the Christmas presents they bought them.

creepycripple

5 hours ago

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ianwatkins …you sad tragic cunt. ….does that unfunny dire shite pass for edgy humour in ya squalid, rat infested damp hovel? …mind numbingly boring tedious bastards like you should be committed ya cunt.

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scorpiox666 @howlowcanyougo ‘😆’ his own content ffs! …yes, despite the site’s shortcomings, we can see who reacts to the content. Wanker.

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dogsbody14 Risco wankstain.....!!

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....I destroyed wasp,this cunt will be next

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scorpiox666 …also in other news, @howlowcanyougo, is a weapon grade unfunny tosser & probably an inbred Pakeh spastic.

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scorpiox666 ….such a shame the Pakeh didn’t do us all a favour by giving you a couple the head, ya dire unfunny, misery spreading cunt.

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