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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 10

I've decided to go VEGAN. But, without changing my diet. So how does this work? Well, if you visit any super market vegetarian section you will find that there are numerous products featuring cous cous, quinoa et al. These products based on a vegetable protein are then formed into an flaversome edible product to suit vegetarians. So basically a type of vegetation converted by a third party into an edible and tasty product. Stay with me as I'm nearly there. So cattle (beef,steak) sheep (lamb chops, lamb shanks) and hens (eggs, chicken wings, KFC, etc.). All these animals eat grass, corn etc, they then process this into tasty edible products that I am happy to eat, i.e. sirloin steak, lamb shanks and roast chicken. So there you go . I'M A VEGAN. HAPPY DAYS.

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