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At the end of mass, the priest glances down at the collection basket and notices a 100 euro note in it. He's shocked, so he takes to the pulpit and announces "excuse me everybody, I wouldn't normally do this, and I don't mean to embarrass anyone, but someone among you has been exceedingly generous this week. I think it fitting that we should acknowledge this act of kindness, so could whoever donated the 100e please make themselves known to the rest of the congregation." A little gay chap at the back of the church stands up and says "it was me father" The priest says "thank you so much, seeing as the mass is ending, and to honour your generosity, would you like to select 3 hymns." The gay man is delighted, and picks out 3 handsome altar boys and says " I'll have him, him and him please."
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