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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Down Syndrome

I popped into town to buy some Easter eggs for my kids and stumbled across this Down's syndrome girl crying her eyes out in the mall. I asked her what was wrong, she told me that her parents had been a car crash yesterday, her Mum was killed and her Dad was in a coma. On top of this she'd just been told she had leukaemia at only 13 years old. I told her I could help her feel better and took her back to my car in the NCP. We drove up to the 3rd floor which was empty and gave her a bit of a grope, another car came in so I drove up another floor and showed her how to wank me off. After a while another car came so I drove up to the 5th floor and munched her mong minge. The car park was still filling up so I went up to 6th and gave her my daughter's Haribo egg to let me fuck her up the arse. I got her to suck her own shit off my cock on the top floor and said her if she ever told anyone what we'd just done I'd pull the plug on her Dad's life support and take her cancer pills off her, she ran away crying. I've just got home feeling a bit guilty - I know this was wrong on so many levels!