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Had a phone call earlier from someone trying to flog me some double glazing. It took me back about ten years to a phone call I had from someone trying to flog me a conservatory. I'd fucking love a conservatory. I imagine myself sitting in it on warm summer evenings, glass of rum and coke in hand, looking out over my extensive and beautifully ordered garden and thinking how good life is. it's a dream. So anyway.. i'm on the phone for close to 40 minutes with the conservatory guy and we've even got down to choosing what colour and type of blinds would be perfect in my new conservatory. He's very excited, I can tell. 'Can I just confirm your postcode and address' he says and i'm happy to give those details. There is a pause of about 20 seconds during which I can hear him typing and then.. "YOU CUNT" I live on the 8th floor of a tower block.

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