“Hello, 08454647, NHS Helpline, how may I help you ?” “My wife has been bitten by a snake” “Sir, can you describe the snake for me, please” “Well, err, it was pale green with a sort of zig zag pattern on it’s back” “Okay sir, that sounds like an adder, Britain’s only dangerous snake, she will need medical treatment, an ambulance will with you shortly, but there is something you can do to help her” “Yes, anything, just tell me” “Sir, you will have to suck out the venom” “What, I can’t do that” “Sir you have to, she might die if your don’t” “...but....if I suck out the venom there will be nothing left !”
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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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