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falconhoof

6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 0

I seen my friend dave, who only has one arm, bless him walking down the street earlier, I said "So where you off too dave? He replied "I am going to change a lightbulb." I burst out laughing and said "that is gonna be a bit awkward mate" "why" he said "I still have the receipt, you ignorant cunt".

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jackbuntis @dogsbody14 …..aye sure is, fuckin’ tosser.

24 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 It's wankstain again, J.B!

32 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Well said lennywankstain.....That's exactly what people think of your childish crap!

33 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis ….well he certainly wouldn’t have died laughing at your embarrassing reworking of a decades old Chuckle Brothers “joke”, you fuckin’ sad infantile loser.

an hour ago - View Post

sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.

11 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!

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