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6 years ago-Celebrities-Alan Thicke-Post Rating : -1

I was in the Himalayas and I saw this big cow type thing with masses of wiry hair on a roundabout. It was clearly unable to stand up when it got off. All this gave me a hard on, it must have been an affro-dizzy-yak. Sorry, but his is Weaverdogs fault, his stuff is rubbing off on me.

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

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clown That make laugh did it you sad tragic cunt…. ….it may have been mildly amusing in the 70’s when Freddie Starr wrote & performed it….. …..but listen you imbecilic spastic, the world has moved on, you cretinous unfunny tosser.

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