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kimjongtrump

6 years ago-Crime-Theft-Post Rating : 54

I walked into Curry's and asked for a chest freezer I said it had to be big enough to hold two dead bodies. So I ordered one and left. When I got home the police were waiting for me, "Ha, good afternoon officers, " I said, "I do hope you're here about the burglary I reported three weeks ago. "

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dogsbody14 Gareth is a peado, everybody knows, he especially loves schoolboys, when they touch their toes.....

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dogsbody14 At least his blow-up wasn't a 12yr boy,eh Gareth? 😉

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dogsbody14 Especially if you are a known paedophile....Gareth

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dogsbody14 You think you can intimate ME? Loss of argument causes threats of violence...

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lennyscrevasse And if you go near it I will fuck you up. Like I've said beforehand, DM me if you fancy a dust up. You incel coward

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lennyscrevasse I'm perfectly relaxed Dogfucker. I keep my french bulldog on a lead

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