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“Swear on our children’s lives you haven’t been kissing anyone”, she said when I got home last night, fucking shit-faced. I said “I swear on our children’s lives, I haven’t been kissing anyone”. She then asked me to explain the lipstick on my shirt. “Ah, that’s when I used my shirt to wipe my cock”.

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jackbuntis ….mate, who is going to advertise on a site full of bugs & glitches where pretty much fk all works?

4 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 Nice idea, but wrong person. Gerrard won several titles as Rangers' manager.

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inyerface Surely Claudia Wrinklewoman?

10 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 Gerrard won several titles as Rangers' manager.

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sickipeado Unfiltered banter, sigh, nostalgia 😢

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lled24 Cool story Bro, Needs more farts n mistletoe tho.

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