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hetpaard

3 hours ago-Other-Stupid

Who's reading this in 2028?! I'm avant la lettre.

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Super Mario creator Kazuki Motoyama has sadly passed away at the age of 69. Give him a green mushroom, he'll be right as rain.

niggerfarage

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Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive. He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.

cherryberrypie

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Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive. He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.

cherryberrypie

1 hours ago

Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive. He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.

cherryberrypie

1 hours ago

A beautiful blond woman goes to the doctor looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a designer purse. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind ... but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone." "Okay," says the woman. "It was at Tesco".

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hairysaxaphone He’s not off limits to me, I couldn’t give 2 less fucks about the cunt - which is why I’m sick of hearing people bitch about him for the last 10 years. I’m here for sick jokes, not some pussy moaning about politics. Fuck off to twitter .

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lennyscrevasse I don't get why Trump is off limits for some people. Especially as he very well may be outed as a nonce of Savile proportions

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jimmysammy The world fought Nazis in WW2, there are so many Trump Nazis on this site who automatically vote down all my jokes even if they don't pertain to their rapist and pedophile cult leader. Pathetic INCELS LOL

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jimmysammy You can always detach your lips around Trump's ass and scroll past my posts. I guess you are the annoyed cunt.

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giggsy1994 They're not what you call gags.

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hairysaxaphone Yeah, we get the idea, you hate Trump. You don’t have to constantly post about it, you annoying cunt.

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