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What's brown, and half-eaten? The Pope's Easter egg
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I confused my Scottish GP today By telling him i had knee problems
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If i could change the colour of just one of the seven dwarves i would dye happy.
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My wife gave birth to a black baby, far from being livid with her I could only think of all the money we were going to make from TV advertising work.
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What do white men and black men have in common? Neither of them want to raise black kids. Credit a facebook meme.
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Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.
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Gregg Wallace was asked what he thought about using dried up old prunes on bake off He replied " that Kirsty Wark can choke on my spotted dick"
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Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.
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There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.
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When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.
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