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What's brown, and half-eaten? The Pope's Easter egg

Please roll the site back to about 10 years ago.  This update and the last one with the gems again and colours have destroyed it.  Go back to the gray and black and start again please. 

Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.

There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head. To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him

2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.

My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

Popular joke website Sickipedia has been plunged into crisis when a revamp of the site results in its best contributers deserting the platform for good In other news, Jimmy Carr has announced his retirement citing a lack of new material