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stallion

one month ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 36

Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.

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ianwatkins

one month ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 35

When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

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niggerfarage

2 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Dead Baby-Post Rating : 33

My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.

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kimjongtrump

4 months ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 33

It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.

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innit

one month ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 32

Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

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jimmysammy

3 months ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 31

Cars have too many gadgets these days. I was reversing my car and it started playing a video of someone getting run over by a car.

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stallion

3 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 31

For the next month I'll be wearing pink to raise awareness for people who don't bother to separate laundry.

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kimjongtrump

4 months ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 31

My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.

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Congratulations to Liverpool on winning the premiership, well except Jota of course, he had a car crash of a season.

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innit

one month ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 30

I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt.

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Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

awardanshuman Mate seriously, ya content is fuckin’ shit, ya loser.

2 hours ago - View Post

sickipedia You mean the above comment is not done by jackbuntis? Confusing

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dogsbody14 Have you ever tried punctuation? You CUNT

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jackbuntis Site Owners: Please note that all these comments are not showing the correct posters names

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jackbuntis Site Owners: Please note that all these comments are not showing the correct posters names

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dogsbody14 The only dog I've done is your mum....up her saggy arse

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

dogsbody14

Rank : 1 | Score : 482.70

jackbuntis

Rank : 2 | Score : 381.70

risco

Rank : 3 | Score : 171.90

jimmysammy

Rank : 4 | Score : 169.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 5 | Score : 134.70