Sickipedia

Please roll the site back to about 10 years ago.  This update and the last one with the gems again and colours have destroyed it.  Go back to the gray and black and start again please. 

2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

Using only a .22 pistol I survived a grizzly bear attack. My friend, who I shot in the knee, wasn't so lucky.

My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.

Popular joke website Sickipedia has been plunged into crisis when a revamp of the site results in its best contributers deserting the platform for good In other news, Jimmy Carr has announced his retirement citing a lack of new material

When James Bond is abroad he is known as +44 07. Not a lot of people know that.

Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station. Police have arrested two men but haven't disclosed in which hotel they reside.

Jilly Cooper has died at the age of 88 following a fall. She fell into the arms of the Grim Reaper. His bony arms belied his strength as he cradled her like a timorous kitten. His eye sockets like unplumbed depths held her mesmerised as she felt her former life dropping away to be replaced by a hunger, a need, to be with him for all eternity. He leaned in as she arched her neck ready to receive his kiss. The kiss of Death. The kiss of Life. The only kiss that would ever matter to her again.

I know it's been 2 months but I still can't think about Charlie Kirk without a lump in the throat.

Shove your gems up your fucking arsehole