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rory

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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?" "No, I never found her head!!!"

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The first Barbie doll with Autism has just been released. Personally , I blame the MMR vaccine.

funboy3

2 hours ago

A brand-new teacher noticed that the kids kept teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.” During recess, the teacher asked why. One of the boys said, “Because he is a moron! Watch this…” He held out a large 50-cent coin and a smaller one-dollar coin. Mikey looked at both and—just like the kids expected—took the 50-cent piece. Later, the teacher pulled Mikey aside and gently said, “Mikey, the 50-cent coin may be bigger, but the one-dollar coin is worth more. You understand that, right?” Mikey sighed and replied, “Of course I understand that, sir.” “Then why do you always choose the 50-cent coin?” the teacher asked. Mikey grinned and said, “Because the day I take the dollar… is the day they stop giving me money.”

rahul

3 hours ago

What's the difference between diarrhoea and a turd? You can't gargle with a turd.

johnnysins

4 hours ago

A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering. The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?" The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up." The lady then asked, "What about the smell?" The man replied, "I guess it'll just hold it's little nose!"

rory

5 hours ago

Darren Fletcher The worst caretaker since Ian Huntley

pattate

20 hours ago

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beanflicker Fkn class 👏

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scorpiox666 Road Rash ?

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gmax FFS, can't any cunt come up with something newer than the ancient shit being reposted time and time again.

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dogsbody14 The 1960s rang....can they have they're joke back,ffs!

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1974darrenhi Good...

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dogsbody14 40yr old joke!! This site is fucked....utterly fucked!

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sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 52.20

ponga

Rank : 2 | Score : 32.34

rory

Rank : 3 | Score : 25.90

redneon

Rank : 4 | Score : 19.50

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 16.40

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