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john1311

5 hours ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : -11

I woke my girlfriend in the middle of the night and told her I was stressed and that only a blowjob would help... She said, “Where are you going to find a cock to suck at three o’clock in the morning?

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

the great xmas hits singers George Michael, Kirsty McColl, Shane Mcgowan and now Chris Rea all died at xmas. Dont worry, Cliff Richard, you've never had a great fucking xmas song.

freddiewhomba

1 hours ago

I was horrified when this site was changed and made even worse than it was Then I realised how thoughtful it is to completely redesign it to cater to those whose only purpose in life is to vote jokes down

jizz

1 hours ago

Our local newspaper is so insensitive: The headline ‘Goner Rea!’ Is a wholly inappropriate way to announce the passing of such a talented musician, especially as there’s no evidence that it was an STD that killed him.

mekonbaby

1 hours ago

Make Christmas more entertaining by sending a Christmas card to your neighbours with things like "To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas " Then sign it from an other nob of a neighbour.

john1311

5 hours ago

I woke my girlfriend in the middle of the night and told her I was stressed and that only a blowjob would help... She said, “Where are you going to find a cock to suck at three o’clock in the morning?

john1311

5 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

risco ….hey, before any cunt starts, yes I am the champ at posting yrs old memes that have been doing the rounds on social media for a decade or more that you’ve all seen a thousand times, primarily cos I’m void of creativity, humour & a sense of shame & embarrassment. Cunts.

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risco ….hey, before any cunt starts, yes I am the champ at posting yrs old memes that have been doing the rounds on social, media for a decade or more, cos I’m void of creativity, humour & a sense of shame & embarrassment. Cunts.

an hour ago - View Post

risco ……”jokes”, what fuckin’ “jokes” are they then ya dumb cunt? Most of the dire fuckin’ shit on here is either decades old unfunny dad gags or Basil Brush content you deluded loser.

an hour ago - View Post

risco …..& you’ve never posted ewt fuckin’ funny or edgy ya sad misery spreading cunt.

an hour ago - View Post

risco Fuckin’ boring unfunny shite, cunt

an hour ago - View Post

risco …cute little girl chimpin’ about with the maid.

2 hours ago - View Post

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Rank : 1 | Score : 132.20

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Rank : 5 | Score : 59.70

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