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I know this is a website for sick jokes but the abuse Harvey Price suffers is unacceptable. There’s no need to viciously attack people who are different. I was always raised to believe that if you don’t like someone, are embarrassed by them or think they’re a cunt, you should just ignore them - Dwight Yorke

Theresa May - The kind of negotiator to come out of DFS with a full priced sofa. Seen online

Watching women’s football reminds me of when I was learning the controls for FIFA.

I’m fucking livid. Just downloaded “2 Cunts, 1 Camera” from PornHub, expecting a good bit of amateur girl on girl. Turned out to be Keir Starmer’s interview on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories.

World's most dangerous jobs 2021 - Security contractor, Iraq - Miner, China - Gamekeeper, Republic of Congo - Harry & Meghan's chauffeur, California

Sat in hospital because I’ve managed to glue the tip of my thumb to the tip of my index finger. People keep asking me if I’m ok, but when I show them, they seem to think everything’s fine??

I'm glad to see that Mason Greenwood has been dropped by Nike. I bet their marketing team were terrified that being associated with a potential rapist would overshadow their reputation as one of the world's leading exploiters of poverty stricken child labour.

If illegal immigration has taught us one thing, it’s that people would sooner die at sea in a dinghy than live in France.

Women who have been raped are always complaining that they've had something forced onto them, something they didn't want. Well ladies, now you know how we feel about women's football.

RIP Dame Vera Lynn. A wonderful singer and an absolute stunner back in the day. I wanted to bang her the moment I saw her singing for the troops in Afghanistan - Wayne Rooney