When my wife was in labour with our first child, she began to curse and blamed me for the pain.
'Hold on a minute.' I said.
' When I wanted to have anal sex, you said it would hurt too much and laughed.'
'You ain't fucking laughing now, are you? '
My wife got so excited, while I was down on her the other night, that she urinated in my face.
She found this hilarious.
I will have the last laugh though.
I can get compensation for PPI
Why wouldn't Mohamed eat pork?
The same reason he wouldn't eat 6 year old girls, little boys, camels or goats.
He wouldn't eat anything he'd already shagged
Odd one out.
6 year old girls.
6 year old boys.
Goats
Camels
Women without beards.
Sows
Women without beards obviously as Mohamed had sex with all the others
Whats the difference between Mohamed and a piece of shit?
NOTHING
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