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The best thing to come out of Harry and Meghan on Oprah is that we’ll soon have a new version of Candle In The Wind.

My thoughts are with those affected by the Air India crash, I can’t even begin to imagine, what that must smell like

Certain things should be left in childhood, like the childhood prank of posting shit through someone’s letterbox. As a kid you might get told off and grounded but as an adult the consequences are even worse. Not only did I get a police caution but I lost my job with Royal Mail.

Jimmy Carr’s latest Netflix special has offended the Travellers Movement By the time he issues a response They would’ve moved on

Michael Barrymores back with a new show ‘Stroke it Lucky”

I had a smelly old tramp knock on my door this morning, just as I was about to say I had no change I realised it was Jeremy Corbyn canvassing for his new party

I went on a 10p sweet training day, it was a refresher course

There was a Deliveroo cyclist killed in a traffic accident recently. I didn’t go to the funeral but I heard it was fitting. The body turned up late, cold and with things missing.

Last night I had to lock the dog out the room whilst me and my girlfriend had sex. All last night it was scratching on the door whining “I’m your wife how could you do this”

Police today said they found Purple Aki dead in his flat they described as a squat, which is what he would’ve wanted