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Jimmy Carr’s latest Netflix special has offended the Travellers Movement By the time he issues a response They would’ve moved on

Read in the newspaper that as of tomorrow, casual sex is back on the table. I prefer it in a bed if honest.

There’s a dating app for the survivors of domestic abuse it’s called chinned’er

Certain things should be left in childhood, like the childhood prank of posting shit through someone’s letterbox. As a kid you might get told off and grounded but as an adult the consequences are even worse. Not only did I get a police caution but I lost my job with Royal Mail.

got kicked out of the gym this morning for “mistreating” of one the bikes.....not my fault that personal trainer is a slag.

Celebrities wearing badges to award ceremonies that say “ICE out” I hope the waiters spit in their drinks instead

I can’t believe it’s taken the Prime Minister this long to recognise Palestine as a state, I’ve seen it on the news for years and always think, that looks a right fucking state

This morning I saw yobs vandalising a roundabout, I went to say something but apparently the bigger issue is I’m a nonce for being alone in a children’s playground

I had a smelly old tramp knock on my door this morning, just as I was about to say I had no change I realised it was Jeremy Corbyn canvassing for his new party

Angela Rayners in the shit, and she will be again quite literally when she appears on I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here later this year