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What's 9 inches long and dangles in front of a cunt? Sickipedia moderator's tie

Hang on a minute. I got a joke unpublished for joking about the 39 bodies, banned subject apparently. But a joke using haley Joel osment on the same subject was the top joke the other day, what gives. When did any subject become too sacred for sickipedia? Moderation of this site is the biggest joke on here.

If only the haulage company had hired the fridge trailer from Craig David all those 39 lives would be saved. It only chills on Sunday.

My grandkids were making fun of my alzheimers earlier. Little cunts won't be laughing on 25th december when theres no eggs under the bonfire.

So apparently removing Shamima Begum's citizenship has left her stateless. I have to disagree, seeing her on the news last night she looked like she was in a right fucking state to me.

Keep hanging in there Shamina. Dont lose your head now!

My dad always used to say when one door closes, another one opens. Great Dad, terrible security guard

I did Nazi this coming

When I was young I was always told a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. When i got older id have just settled for a hand in the bush

Driving home from work the other night and all of a sudden there's fucking clowns everywhere, on the pavement, in the street, running after my fucking car. I must have taken a funny turn.