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All my jokes and scores have been deleted. And you have the balls to post on my account that i havent posted anything. Wanker.

I just saw Charlie Kirks latest far-right speech tonight in Utah. Jesus the cunt had some neck on him.

Indian fighter pilots just dropped 1000 Onion Bhajis and 500 Pakoras on Pakistan. Apparently thats just for starters.

When i was in Tescos earlier I stuck 2 quarter pounders down the back of my jeans when no-one was looking. A security guard approached me as i tried to leave, so I said 'Here mate you cant search me'. Why not? he said. I said because I have Assburgers

I went into a fruitshop in Lebanon yesterday to buy apples but all i could see was plums everywhere

Israel have attacked Lebanon by exploding Pagers in peoples pockets. Netanyahu says Hezbollah havent the balls to respond.

A Haitian golfer has just beaten the Club record whilst playing in Springfield Ohio. Apparently he was eating up the dog legs.

Six time World Snooker Champion Ray Reardon dies at 91. His fans were disappointed he didnt make the century.

Did you know that when Van Gogh cut his ear off, he actually went blind? His hat kept sliding down the front of his face.

My blind mate is a cunt. I leant him twenty quid and he said he'd give it back the next time he sees me.