I was messing around with some petrol and a box of matches. Suddenly, my shirt sleeve went up in flames, but I managed to put it out.
Would you believe it, a passing cop arrested me. Apparently I was in possession of a firearm.
I bought a new ladder so I got the instruction book out to make sure I use it properly.
Well, I say instruction book, it's more of a step-by-step guide.
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