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My wife tried to take up equestrianism but had to give it up when the RSPCA intervened.

And my daughter has always wondered why she has a weight problem.....

Last night I was wanking again over my top fantasy; the sexy-cute Angela Groothuizen and the Dolly Dots... My wife said, "Darling, put me in your fantasy too".... "Great," I replied, "You can be the Zamboni"

The Labour party hosts a women's luncheon

The day my wife gave birth to our feminist daughter

My wife got the sack from the Day Care she worked at in 1996 after a kid there went missing....

My wife and her fat sister had a bust-up today over the same coloured chap they both fancy, so the only way was to settle it and take it outside with the boxing gloves !

I'm a bit concerned; my Nephew in the Woke US Army is telling me they're preparing for the relief of Kiev, but the only detail he's giving me is they're "putting on war paint"

Recently I had an argument with a liberal who said something like "Trump doesn't believe in climate change"... I replied, "Even if he did try and "do something" about it, all the mainstream would just accuse him of "throwing trillions at trying to control the weather"."

Let me introduce you to... my daughter !! We also called her Trinity when she was born, which was apt as she grew to be the size of three people.