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There's nothing more the underpaid staff at the local McDonalds hates, when my wife will storm it for BIg Macs just before closing.

Had to have lunch with my wife's parents yesterday.... I said to her father, "Now I see where she gets her fucking moustache from"

When I was courting my wife way back when, she once somehow seemed less than pleased that I saved her fat arse from being raped in the park by this black guy.

Zelensky turned up in Washington D.C., to meet with Biden and claim his prize.

My wife's been worried that she or our fat daughter is going to get struck by a speeding vehicle out front, so she asked me to get the council to put up a sign.

The day my fat balding wife that wears the garish makeup finally had enough.

I met my 2nd and current wife after being told wistfully "There's many more fish in the sea !"

Last night I was wanking again over my top fantasy; the sexy-cute Angela Groothuizen and the Dolly Dots... My wife said, "Darling, put me in your fantasy too".... "Great," I replied, "You can be the Zamboni"

My gay son in dress and bunnysuit.... he's actually not the Easter mascot, but Joe Biden's new advisor and coordinator for the LGBTQ agenda.

£80,000,000 up in smoke