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I often start a conversation with a girl by saying, "I just snorted cocaine off my foot." Cheesiest line ever.
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I was showing off my pull-ups in the gym this morning when I suddenly thought to myself, “I should’ve worn boxers today.”
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My wife lost our baby last night. Her addiction to poker is getting way out of hand.
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LYNX: UNBEATABLE PROTECTION FOR MEN Honestly can’t wait to pull a can of that out of my pocket when I’m getting mugged.
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Apparently the Queen watched the London event today from Windsor Castle. Good on her! I fucking wish I had eyesight like that.
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I once shouted out to Cristiano Ronaldo, "CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR SHIRT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED?" He just looked at me like I was some sort of twat. And so did everybody else in the restaurant.
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My wife was sat in the garden today and said, “It’s so bloody hot. Can you pour some water over my head?” I said, “Yes, no problem. I’ll put the kettle on.”
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My next door neighbour pulled onto her driveway today and said It's just cost me £100 to be filled up. I slipped my hands into knickers and said I'll do it for nothing.
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My mate asked me whether I'd have sex with my own nan for £10,000. "Of course I would." I replied, "But unfortunately I don't have £10,000.“
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Aggressively inserting my wife’s tampon for her is not my favourite thing to do, but it’s definitely up there.
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