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What's the best part about fucking dead bitches? You don't need consent

I like to call my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse because it's only a matter of time before it dies and there's needles everywhere.

what do you call harvey price covered in glue? sticky black spastic

My gran and daughter share the same birthday today My gran is 100 years old and got a letter from the queen My daughter is 13 years old and got a text from prince Andrew

Elton Jones Is to release a new single in aid for the Afgan victims who fell from the plane. Sandal in the wind is due to be released on the 1th of September.

My uncle use to tell me as a kid that i'm like a bank. He would make a deposit into me every weekend i was alone with him

I never understood why ISIS have never sold the cars they make. The sales would explode.

On the night before my son's birthday he comes running in all happy. "Mummy! Daddy has dressed up as a Pinata ". I looked at my son confused. "Has he now? Show me" He takes me down to the basement and points. "See told you!" I look to see my husband had hanged himself with a sign pinned to him saying happy birthday son.

Priest: The school is on fire we have to save the children. Teacher: Fuck the children! Priest: You think we have time?

I was having sex with a retarded girl last night and she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so i blew my load on the window and let nature take it's course.