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I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash & fencing!

Tell you what that Pickford blunder hurts but imagine he did it in a champions league final twice instead...

Liverpool players Trent Alexander-Arnold and Jordan Henderson have had to pull out of the England World cup squad after suffering vertigo from sitting so high in the table for so long.

Was at a quiz night last night in a club near Anfield. For a laugh for every question I answered either 'Hillsbourogh' or '96' Came second

I've just moved into a Merseyside housing estate and my house has been broken into 3 times already. So I got new fences from Hillsborough, no scousers are gonna get over them

How many animals got slaughtered in a Hillsborough farm? 96

Did you know that all the Hillsborough victims lived together? Yes, they were all flatmates.

A workmate asks another man what team he supports: Man: pick a number between 1 and 12 Workmate: 10 Man: X it by 7 Workmate: 70 Man: double it Workmate: 140 Man: -50 workmate: 90 Man: +6 workmate: 96 Workmate: a fucking Liverpool fan then!

Whats red and keeps a cunt warm? A liverpool coat

I bought a DVD documentary called 'Hillsborough ' the disaster: I've just sat through an hour and a half of footage of Liverpool fans screaming as they were crushed or trampled to death and watched the aftermath as bodies were laid out on the pitch and fellow scousers ripped down advertising boards using them as strechers. I'm guessing the disaster is on disc 2