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I've just moved into a Merseyside housing estate and my house has been broken into 3 times already. So I got new fences from Hillsborough, no scousers are gonna get over them

Whats red and keeps a cunt warm? A liverpool coat

Tell you what that Pickford blunder hurts but imagine he did it in a champions league final twice instead...

I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash & fencing!

How many animals got slaughtered in a Hillsborough farm? 96

Did you know that all the Hillsborough victims lived together? Yes, they were all flatmates.

A workmate asks another man what team he supports: Man: pick a number between 1 and 12 Workmate: 10 Man: X it by 7 Workmate: 70 Man: double it Workmate: 140 Man: -50 workmate: 90 Man: +6 workmate: 96 Workmate: a fucking Liverpool fan then!

I bought a DVD documentary called 'Hillsborough ' the disaster: I've just sat through an hour and a half of footage of Liverpool fans screaming as they were crushed or trampled to death and watched the aftermath as bodies were laid out on the pitch and fellow scousers ripped down advertising boards using them as strechers. I'm guessing the disaster is on disc 2

When Jordan Henderson found out Salah was being given a Cortisone Injection, he asked Klopp if he could have a new car aswell.

Jurgen Klopp walks into Burger King and asks for a Whopper. The cashier replies "You're gonna win the champions league on Saturday"