Elton John and Tom Jones are strolling through Hyde park when they come across Dolly Parton with her head stuck in some railings.
So Tom Jones pulls his pants down and gives her one from behind.
“Your turn now Elton” Tom says
Elton replies “Ooo I’m not sure Tom don’t think my head will fit between them railings
Elton John and Tom Jones are strolling through hide park when they come across Dolly Parton with her head stuck in some railings.
So Tom Jones pulls his pants down and gives her one from behind.
“Your turn now Elton” Tom says
Elton replies “Ooo I’m not sure Tom don’t think my head will fit between them railings”
Michael Barrymore reportedly turned down the chance to do panto this year. Barrymore was offered a role but said ‘No I done Aladdin a few years back and never again’
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