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6 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor

Doctor: You have 14 days to live Artist: 14 days?! No way I can afford that!

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random

"Expect the unexpected" "..." "OUCH!"

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random

"How would you like your coffee?" "Like I like my humor!" He then tried to hit me, when I poured it on his pants. How should I know he didn't mean "below the belt"?

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5 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random

Some men have such a feeble handshake that one wonders how they manage to masturbate... Bonus: Next time you are shaking hands - you will think about this!

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5 years ago-In The News-Crime

Alphabet acquiring FitBit means Google will now know when your heart has stopped before anyone else and can serve funeral ads to your loved ones!

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5 years ago-Sports-Football-Via twitter.com

After giving it some thought, I've solved the VAR problem. Leave all of the reviews until afterwards. That way, it doesn't interrupt the flow of the game. And it encourages attacking play because no one knows how many goals they have until it's over. You're welcome.

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5 years ago-Funny-blonde

What are 3 naked chicks on a case of beer? In the way!

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death

Austrian mountain guide warning the tourists: "The next ridge is really steep and narrow! Hold on tight and be alert! In case you do fall make sure to look left you'll have a beautiful view on the way down."

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Amputation

Which animal has four legs and an arm? A pitbull at the children's playground

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5 years ago-In The News-London Bridge Terror Attacks

The only way to stop a bad guy with a narwhal tusk is a good guy with a narwhal tusk...

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