Sickipedia

Russell who? Thats show business for ya!

Schofield "if I had only said I was black like Lineker"

I went for a job as a lumberjack, boss said previous experience? I said I cut down all of the trees in the Sahara forest, he said I think you mean the Sahara Desert? I said yes it is now!!!!!

After Penny Mordaunt reveals painkillers and comfy shoes got her through carrying the coronation sword, TV viewers credit morphine and tramadol with getting them through the coronation concert. Or even coronation street for that matter.

Sickipedia ... more repeats than Dave!

Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the StateTrooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether he/she jumped or was pushed??

Scotland plays Ukraine next week in a World Cup playoff match. Virtually the whole of Europe will be without a doubt supporting the country that has suffered so much torment and heartache at the hands of an immoral leader and will be hoping for a decent win that would bring the much-needed lift to a desperate population. On the other hand, I'm sure there will be a few who'd prefer a Ukraine win.

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's leg , rump and chest. After a few minutes, johnny asked, " Dad, why are you doing that?".. His father replied, " Because when im buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before i buy". Johnny, looking worried said , " Dad, i think the UPS guy wants to buy mom".

Women and men double standards .... She sticks a rabbit up her fanny and it's "me time" I stick my dick in a sheep and its a whole different story ... up in court next week.

One thing I've noticed in Kyiv ..... There ain't any blacks looting the shops Odd that ...