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Liverpool are on for the quintuple. League cup FA cup Champions league Premier league Everton relegated

Boris Johnson Surely a winning entry for Joke of the week.

The UN needs to stand up for what’s right and get rid of this corrupt leader responsible for the deaths of thousands who’s only interest is staying in power and enriching his friends. Then after Boris has gone they can focus on Putin.

Abramovich poisoned at the Kviv talks. I suspect he drank from the wrong cup. Putin specifically instructed him “It’s the chalice from the palace that’s the brew that is true” Just showing my age

GB wins skiing super-G gold in paralympics. I didn’t realise stuttering was one of the disability categories.

Is the late Kerry Packer recruiting a new team?

I’d like to shake the hand of the prime minister to thank him for ending all the covid rules. Especially the one that said I had to isolate when I tested positive this morning.

The recent storms are a consequence of brexit. Britain has left Europe and moved to the middle of the Atlantic.

BBC headline “Kitkat and Durex makers warn of price rises” Can’t the do the same as Mars bars and keep the price the same, but make the product smaller

If Kurt Zouma was annoyed with his cat’s behaviour he should have put it in the bin like any normal person.