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Boris Johnson Surely a winning entry for Joke of the week.

ABBA’s Bjorn accuses UK of tactical voting in 1974 Eurovision Song Contest. In other news, the Pope found to have links to the Catholic Church.

Under the new COVID rules you are limited to 6 people. However you can play team sports. So we’ve arranged our wedding with 11 on the grooms side, with red shirts, and 11 on the bride’s, wearing blue. The vicar dressed in all black as usual.

Abramovich poisoned at the Kviv talks. I suspect he drank from the wrong cup. Putin specifically instructed him “It’s the chalice from the palace that’s the brew that is true” Just showing my age

If Kurt Zouma was annoyed with his cat’s behaviour he should have put it in the bin like any normal person.

So Boris can’t release the Grey “Party” report on Thursday as it’s Holocaust Memorial Day. Not Friday - bugger off Friday Not Monday - street children day Not Tuesday - start of black history month So we’re into March which begins with Pancake Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, and then We’ve into Lent so another 40 days, then the Summer break…

Situations vacant: Party planner. Must be prepared to work long hours. Please send CV to: B.Johnson, 10 Downing St, London,SW1A 2AA

99 blue baffoons Voting ‘gainst a covid law Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here From somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it upon the lie Where 99 blue baffoons go by 99 Downing Street 99 ministers meet To worry, worry, super-scurry Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it boys, this is war The dumb PM is on the line As 99 blue baffoons all lie

Only an idiot would want to be a leader during a pandemic. Fortunately we have Boris Johnson.

BAME is now a politically incorrect term. Let’s simplify things with a new term. FAB Foreign And Black