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I took my kids to a firework display last night.... "Dad, can we actually buy some next year?" asked the eldest as we stood looking at them behind the counter in Sainsbury's.
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On TV the other day they introduced Lenny Henry, and described him as 'Britain's favourite comedian' Oh no he fucking isn't! He's just an untalented tosser who has been forced down our fucking throats for decades purely because he's black! Just like that black so called 'comedian' on the recent Britain's Got Talent, who the judges pretended they found hilarious, even though his jokes were even worse than mine.... Fuck diversity!.... Rant over....
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People say that I'm a bad person.... but I reckon they're just jealous that they can't kick pigeons as far as I can.
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I tried to donate sperm once, but they didn't accept it ... They said it had to be my own, and farting it into the cups doesn't count.
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As it's Friday 13th I just thought it would be a good idea to mention that you should never give your kids names with 13 letters in them, as they might end up being notorious mass murderers.... Like 'Charles Manson' or 'Jack the Ripper' for example
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Wouldn't it be a shame if the Antidote for Coronavirus was made from Pork?
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I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.... To be honest I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door
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I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses.... ... now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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How come if I want to call my bank (which is only a 15 minute walk away from my house), I have to go through a call centre in Banglafuckindesh?!?
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