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My wife's a florist but her business isn't doing well. So I ran a five year old kid over outside her shop.
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I went to the doctor as my hair was falling out. I said "do you have anything to keep it in? He gave me a plastic bag Credit Tommy Cooper probably.
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I always buy free range chicken. It makes me feel so much better that they have a nice life running about in the fresh air. Before they're hung upside down, electrocuted and have their throats cut.
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I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.
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Whenever I see a nigger walking towards me I immediately check my wallet. Then I realize, you can't buy them any more. Credit, some cunt on Facebook
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I shoved a camera up my arse for a laugh, now I've got Polaroids
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How clean is your hearse?
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I'm sick and tired of Kareoke night in my local. If I wanted to hear some pissed up 70 year old belting out Bonnie Tyler songs, I'd just go to a Bonnie Tyler concert.
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I took the Mrs. and kids to Madame Tussauds last week. We were in the chamber of horrors and one of the guides said, "Can you keep your wife moving please? We're stocktaking."
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I hate Nigel Farage so much, I've moved to Clacton to avoid him. The news quiz.
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