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A man doesn't walk into a pub..........
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When my mate started losing his hair, he got a wig. We didn't notice at first, it was done syrup-titiously.
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As they hooked my dad up to the latest ventilator, he looked up at me and said "am I going to dyson? "
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Of course Trump has banned all travel from Europe. He thinks germs come from Germany.
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My daughter met a Swedish boy who's dad owns a hi-fi shop. Now she's banging Olaf's son. Do your worst everyone........
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I put some change in a homeless guys cup and some woman said "some of them have nice homes you know" I said "not this one, I evicted him yesterday"
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Some pikeys have stolen all the bus stop signs from our street. For fuck sake, where do these people get off?
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My Chinese mate shouted into his iPhone "hey siri " the phone replied "what you want stupid! "
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I fucking hate Boris Johnson. Since he became prime minister, I've started getting up an hour early so I can hate him for longer
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I thought I had a big cock. Turns out it's an ostrich.
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