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Okay, I admit it. The reason I post all the shite Gary Haggarty memes with multiple accounts is because Gary Haggarty dumped me after he prolapsed my rectum and left me shitting in a colostomy bag. I miss him so much!!! I am Gary Haggarty's little bitch, I devote my thick little Irish life to him, he owns me. I am Gary Haggarty's personal buttpuppet. I am a thick Irish arse bandit & I would do anything to have him back in my life. I'd even let him cum in my colostomy bag hole.

I LOVE TO STICK BOTH MY FISTS UP MY ARSE & LICK THE SHIT OFF. I HAVE TO PASS THE TIME UNTIL THE MOSQUE OPENS SOMEHOW.

I AM A SOFT WEE FLAPWART. I SWALLOW HORSE JIZZ BY THE GALLON DURING MY HHHHWP (HORSE, HORSE, HORSE, HORSE, WEE PUFF (ME)) GANGBANGS. I CAN FIT ALL FOUR HORSE COCKS UP MY ARSE. I NEVER SAY NEIGH!

My best mate Claret, Mandy, Aston, Blue, Villa, Dylan (or whatever shite name she chooses this week)

I AM A FESTERING WEE COCKWART. I LOVE BEING BUMMED OFF HAIRY MUSLIM COCKS AND LOVE DRINKING ALL THEIR MUSLIM SPUNK.

To the real SOSIJjockey, you keep claiming I'm Rattler, you seem sure of it but you're mostly wrong. However I do know you, I know you very well & I've known you most of your sad little existence. It will become apparent to you who I am very soon & your life is going to be even worse than it is now.

How do I go to the toilet? Out my wee cunt. What do you call me if I wear sunglasses? A wee cunt. What's the difference between me and bono? I'm a wee cunt, bono is a cunt. Am I a strong cunt? No, I'm a wee cunt. What do I call my 1 brain cell? My wee cunt. Why do I have no friends? Because I'm a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my sister? Because she's 5 and has a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my dead grandmother? Because she's decaying and has a wee cunt.

I am a jumped up little fucktard. I have no friends, women find me utterly repulsive & the only sex life I have is consensual between me & my dad (and step-uncle Leroy if I'm lucky). Since I have no life & no justifiable reason to exist, I spend all my time on this site trolling. Trolling is the only time I get noticed & all your rage/quitting posts fuel my desperate need for attention. Every time you react to me, it means you notice me. And when I'm noticed, I'm so happy that I stick my fist up my arse and have a little wank. Please continue to react to me & leave rage/quitting posts for without you noticing me, I'd have no reason to exist. That's what a sad little split arse mongtard I am. Thank you.

Jeremy Corbynn's Labour party condemned for anti-semetic remarks. How long before the bearded tit realises he needs to focus these remarks for the followers of a certain holy book?

I thought I'd grown my first pube until I pissed out of it.