Sickipedia

To the real SOSIJjockey, you keep claiming I'm Rattler, you seem sure of it but you're mostly wrong. However I do know you, I know you very well & I've known you most of your sad little existence. It will become apparent to you who I am very soon & your life is going to be even worse than it is now.

I am a festering little cock end.

I am a jumped up little fucktard. I have no friends, women find me utterly repulsive & the only sex life I have is consensual between me & my dad (and step-uncle Leroy if I'm lucky). Since I have no life & no justifiable reason to exist, I spend all my time on this site trolling. Trolling is the only time I get noticed & all your rage/quitting posts fuel my desperate need for attention. Every time you react to me, it means you notice me. And when I'm noticed, I'm so happy that I stick my fist up my arse and have a little wank. Please continue to react to me & leave rage/quitting posts for without you noticing me, I'd have no reason to exist. That's what a sad little split arse mongtard I am. Thank you.

I AM A FESTERING WEE COCKWART. I LOVE BEING BUMMED OFF HAIRY MUSLIM COCKS AND LOVE DRINKING ALL THEIR MUSLIM SPUNK.

How do I go to the toilet? Out my wee cunt. What do you call me if I wear sunglasses? A wee cunt. What's the difference between me and bono? I'm a wee cunt, bono is a cunt. Am I a strong cunt? No, I'm a wee cunt. What do I call my 1 brain cell? My wee cunt. Why do I have no friends? Because I'm a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my sister? Because she's 5 and has a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my dead grandmother? Because she's decaying and has a wee cunt.

I LOVE TO STICK BOTH MY FISTS UP MY ARSE & LICK THE SHIT OFF. I HAVE TO PASS THE TIME UNTIL THE MOSQUE OPENS SOMEHOW.

I AM A SOFT WEE FLAPWART. I SWALLOW HORSE JIZZ BY THE GALLON DURING MY HHHHWP (HORSE, HORSE, HORSE, HORSE, WEE PUFF (ME)) GANGBANGS. I CAN FIT ALL FOUR HORSE COCKS UP MY ARSE. I NEVER SAY NEIGH!

Jeremy Corbynn's Labour party condemned for anti-semetic remarks. How long before the bearded tit realises he needs to focus these remarks for the followers of a certain holy book?

The reason I was covered in my own excrement in Weaverdogs accurate depiction of my day is because Gary Haggarty prolapsed my rectum & now I have to shit in a bag... The bag burst whilst I was fingering my colostomy hole & licking the shit off my fingers. I miss Gary Haggarty, he owns me. I am Gary Haggarty's little bitch.

I am a thick Irish arse bandit who got so overused by Gary Haggarty that he inverted my rectum. I miss Gary Haggarty. He owns me. I am Gary Haggarty's little bitch.