2012 headlines: “End white supremacy: we need more black faces at Hollywood awards”
2022 headlines: “Black-on-black violence at Oscars caused by systemic racism”
2032 headlines: “Only 17 shot dead at ‘mostly peaceful’ Oscars”
2022 summed up: Seeing a black man violently assault another black man on live television, then logging on to Twitter to see why it’s all white men’s fault.
JULY: We are at a time of pandemic; don’t travel, and don’t even see immediate family if you can avoid it.
MARCH: Please open British homes to 150,000 immigrants with no police check or known vaccine status, it’ll be fine
Doctor Watson returns home to find Sherlock pissed as a Bishop, and painting the front door light yellow.
"Why Holmes whatever are you doing?"
"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson. A lemon entry."
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