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What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerator doesn't fart when the meat is pulled out. From the old site

I am smoking too much. I am going through two lighters a day. Credit - Bill Hicks

Despicable A Jamaican checking if the restaurant does take away.

ISIS I suck, I swallow

Asking for a friend. Would he understand Apollo 13, if he hadn't seen the first 12 movies?

I saw this tall, strong broad in the pub last night. She seemed she was from Latin America because of her nice flowery dress. So I went over and tried to guess her origin. "Uruguay?" "Yes, I am.", came the reply.

Jimmy Anderson made sure that old adage lives up at least on Lord's. "Dogs and Indians not allowed."

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets loose her pigs in the field. It's mayham.

"We have to talk about some feminine issues, so have a seat." I said to my teenage daughter. "If your mother was alive, she would've had done this but now the responsibility falls on me." She looked on quizzically and interestingly. "Since you are a woman now, it is your job to make sandwiches."

A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I've got a serious problem, one of my testicles is bigger than the other." Doctor says that he wanted to take a look but the man refuses and says, "Nah, I can't show it to you because you will laugh." Doctor assures the man, that he wouldn't laugh. Reluctantly the man pulls his trousers down and out pops a testicle with the size of a watermelon. The doctor bursts out laughing, falling to floor, tears in his eyes. The man fumes and gets up, pulling his pants, "I told ya that you will laugh, I am not going to show you the bigger one now."