Sickipedia

Religion of "My piece is better than your piece".

Despicable A Jamaican checking if the restaurant does take away.

Bit dated and from the old site: Thailand has a lady prime minister now. Or do they?

In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets loose her pigs in the field. It's mayham.

I don't understand why people over here fight so much over the trivial shit? Don't you guys have anything else other than this website in your lives? Definitely no job or a girlfriend, I mean not even a plastic one? Possibly both hands and legs amputated so you can't even wank, so you talk shit all day long daring each other with childish jibes. Be creative like me. This is not a joke. I see these kind of crappy messages all the time with high scores so I thought it's my time to claim some fame.

Teacher asked in the class, "Does anyone know where is Pakistan?" Little Johnny replied, "He is outside playing with Paki Dave." From the old site.

I was at a birthday party other day having some drinks with a couple of friends in a corner. My wife came round with a plate of cake, "You guys want some cake?", she asked. "No, we've got bread." I always wanted to say that.

What is black and doesn't work? Half the population of London. From the old site.

Bloating Jamaican asking for a fellatio.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerator doesn't fart when the meat is pulled out. From the old site