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Bloating Jamaican asking for a fellatio.

King Artya had a 12 inch adult crocodile. A lot of people used to come to take a look at the astonishing animal. One day King Lonki from the neighbouring kingdom visited King Artya. After the pleasantries and food and wine, King Lonki wished to see the crocodile. "Where did you come to get this fine specimen?" asked King Lonki. "There is a holyman in the mountains who grants wishes to the worthy." replied King Artya. King Lonki set out on the adventure after inquiring about the location of the holyman. After two days travel, he found the place. He sat down peacefully in front of the holyman and respectfully said, "Your eminence, please help me. I want a 12 inch cock." The holyman with his eyes closed, extended his hand and held King Lonki's hand and placed a 12 inch clock in it. Surprised King Lonki got up and left back to see his friend King Artya. He explained everything to him. King Artya scratched his head and said, "Yes, he is dyslexic. You think I really asked for a 12 inch croc myself?"

Some are logical and some are pathological.

What is black and doesn't work? Half the population of London. From the old site.

I was at a birthday party other day having some drinks with a couple of friends in a corner. My wife came round with a plate of cake, "You guys want some cake?", she asked. "No, we've got bread." I always wanted to say that.

Hey me new in London. Me learning English but not very good. I know orange tree has oranges, apple tree has apples but where can I find country.

Two gay guys were bored outta their heads one afternoon. When one said to another, "Why don't we play hide and seek? I'll go hide and if you find me I will give you the best blow job you'll ever have." The other guy said, "Fuck off. How am I suppose to find you if I wouldn't know where you'll be hiding." First guy replied, "Oh hun, you know I'll be behind the sofa." From the old site.

"I'm pregnant!" My wife announced today rather proudly to me. "So what are we having? A boy or an abortion?" wiped that smile off her face.

Religion of "My piece is better than your piece".