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I saw my first ever mixed race couple with a mixed race child in Horsham West Sussex today - Who knew they existed outside every advert on the telly !

Dog Cross Breeds: I crossed a Bulldog with a Shitzu - Nobody would believe the result ! Nod to Ken Bruce

I think it both cruel and unfair how people slag off the spunk guzzler and super slut Katie Price - It's just so unnecessary !

BBC 2s' Steve Wright replaced by another shirt lifter - There's not many straight DJ's left ... Watch out Ken Bruce !

I'm not saying that I live in an old house but he heating system was designed to burn Catholics

Insulate Britain protesters unglued from Trafalgar Square They were made to wear masks as chemicals were used to remove adhesive Next time please use Sulfuric acid ... No masks They won't be back !

I found out that my Grandad is addicted to Viagra No one is taking harder than Granny !

In 1981, Why was Prince Charles's cock blue ? He kept dipping it in Di ! You've gotta love an old joke !

I always thought that boxers don't have sex before a fight as it saves energy . It turns out that they just don't fancy each other .

I watched a documentary on cannabis last night ... Come to think about it, that's how I watch all documentaries