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Kier Starmer: "We're gonna send money to Jamaica to help with the storm". There you go Lenny Henry. There's your fucking reparations.

People are saying "Trump embarrassed Kier Starmer in Egypt at the peace deal". Nah, he's quite capable of embarrassing himself.

Nigel Farage has made a statement after being called a bigot. "We accept anyone who is black, brown, trans, gay or normal".

I read Susan Boyle's autobiography and it tells you about her being raped. I had to send a sympathetic letter to her rapist

Lenny Henry is combating racial stereotypes. By wanting to steal people's hard earned money and blaming white people for everything.

Trump: "Foreign forces are trying to control us". Citizens: "Who"? Trump: "That's a very anti-Semitic question".

"Robots are going to replace workers". You're right, that's why we use tractors instead of black people on farms now.

Got arrested for running someone over and during questioning I told the cop "I didn't see him". The police says "was it dark"? I reply "Yes he was".

As a lefty I'm happy to see the amount of diversity of restaurants in my town. One of the restaurants sells chicken and rice, another sells chicken and rice, another sells chicken and rice...

News: Asylum seekers flee the country in terror after finding out their would be victim turned out to be Susan Boyle.