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NOT A JOKE #sorryboutit "How about stop praying for all these countries when some knobhead kills people, and start praying they don't die in the first place?" "God works in mysterious ways." Well fuck you and fuck your God. Your Christian bible says that God WILL answer all prayers. Not that he might, or will only answer some. "Ask and you WILL receive." If he is so fucking good why does he let people die in horrific ways? Children with cancer? Terrorism? Brain aneurysms? Because he's a fucking cunt. And even if he did exist (which he doesn't), I still wouldn't worship that angry fucking wankpuffin. He's an absolute bellend and deserves to be stricken from history. Because news flash - HE'S A HUGE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM! That's all I have. P.S Jesus was an arab jew from the middle east, who was just a pretentious bastard with a slut mother.

If someone didn't shout 'FINNISH HIM', then they missed a trick.

Look.....

She must have been really loud!

I'm so sorry about this..

Too late for that...

RUN!

BAMBOOZLED

My mum told me she wanted black blinds to make the lounge 'more classy'. She needs to be more specific though - she wasn't impressed when she came home to Harvey Price up the window.

BBC reporter: "With the special Olympics under way we ask 'What does it take to make the grade?'" About 1 extra chromosome I reckon.