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Donald Trump has been branded a shocking and shameful racist after it was credibly reported he had described African nations, as well as Haiti and El Salvador as “shitholes” Steady on don you forgot Pakistan.

Next time you get, 'Liverpool have won the league more times than anybody else', remind them Rangers 55 times or celtic 54.

Max clifford died of heart failure Or was it a broken arse

Exhausted Amazon staff claims they were forced to work 55-hour weeks and were taken away in ambulances Loads of work and a free lift ungreatful bastards

Rashford would cost a club is still unclear but United should be able to get a fair fee as the 27-year-old is under contract at the club until June 2028. Any potential funds raised from a sale would got to the staffs xmas party

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan. One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

The beauty about receiving scam phone calls you can call them niggers and pakis and there's no come back sambo

ARGENTINA fans have launched a bizarre campaign to take Diego Maradona’s heart to the World Cup. I thought his had was more appropriate.

Campaigner loses battle over ‘gay marriage cake’ at European court, wonder if it was puff pastry?

Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Does this mean Arsenal will have to move?