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Knock knock "Who's there" "A big butch beefy builder" "Ooooooh please come around my back passage and enter into my backdoors " Ooooooh

At the moment Ducky Dennis is giving me the Phil Collins Treatment. I can feel him cumming in my rear tonight. Ooooooh.

I was told Ducky Dolenz is a Duncan Norville impersonator and I didn't believe them. However when I went to see him he said that delightful catchphrase. Then I gave chase. Oooooooh.

As I was mincing proudly to Falmers stadium wearing my Brighton shirt,my purple rinse comb over nicely laquerd,my new false eyelashes,ruby red lipstick and also my tight denim shorts that matches the thigh length kinky boots, then some rufty tufty Liverpudlian type shouts over to me. "Hey Laaaaa. Lose the footie top. It makes you look like a right fuckin knobhead". Oooooooh.

I see the Pope has been discharged from hospital. Many years ago when I was a choirboy the Catholic priests used to leave me with their discharge. Oooooooh.

George Foreman a man like myself. I could always handle a battering in the ring by a fair few of big black men. Oooooooh.

As Ducky Denzel whipped his big black cock out I gasped "oooooooh that must be at least ten inches"? He said "I know it must be the cold weather that's making it smaller". Oooooooh

I'm thinking about my forthcoming Christmas lunch and I'm not sure what bird to have. Should I gobble down a festive turkey or suck on a big fat juicy cock. Oooooooh

I'm so looking forward to Christmas eve hopefully Santa will get stuck into my chimney pipe and unload his big bulging sack. Oooooooh.

At the moment I'm washing up the dishes in lemon zest. Hopefully later when Ducky Dennis comes home he'll let me squirt my fairy liquid all over him. Oooooooh.