Typical female online dating profile: "I'm looking for a tall, educated, good looking man who likes to go to the gym and keep fit. He needs to own his own house, earn over 40k a year and drive his own car. If you match what I'm looking for, send me a well worded message and I'll consider replying to you.
Tracey - 41, overweight, 3 kids from 2 different dads. Profession: Stay at home mummy."
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