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Poor old Prince Harry and his bland wife, Megan. Prince Andrew has for now, taken all their hard earned limelight!

I see that Sharon Osborne backs a call to name an airport after her late husband, Ozzy. Imagine being on a plane, about to land and the Captain announcing, "Welcome to Wanker Airport"

At school, Miss Laneous was a mystery to me.

The English women's football super league are looking to change its name to The women's lesbian league as there are so many rug munchers playing in it.

So the gay boxer, Ricky Hatton will no longer be battered around the ring.

Prince Harry meets his father...followed by a visit to King Charles. For details of their private talks, read Spare part 2, as edited by Meghan

So, Giorgio Armani has died. Lets hope he is not left in an open coffin too long or people will wonder what the smell is. Or they could bottle it....just a thought

Just seen a tv advert for Jean Claude Gaultier perfume. Must be getting close to Christmas then.

So Ellie Goldstein will be on Strictly Come Dancing. It's comforting to know that even Jimmy Savile in his heyday wouldn't have gone near her.

What does Strictly Come Dancing and the Salvation Army have in common? They both take in strays and waifs.