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News Alert..... Iran launches over 26 flying carpets towards Israel.

After carefully studying the books Rachel Reeves is set to announce that the £22bn blackhole turns out to be what Boris Johnson receives in child benefit.

YNWA You'll Never Walk Again!

Donald Trump has found an alternative to the collosal amounts of fake tan he goes through. He's looking glowing today after concentrating on the sun shining out of Putin's arsehole for 2 hours.

Donald Trump has recently been criticised for posting an AI image of himself dressed as the Pope. Can anyone who's good with Photoshop knock up an image of him dressed as the prophet Muhammad? Then just let nature take it's course.

India has developed a nuclear weapon in association with IKEA. Apparently it's guaranteed to flatten Paki's. Or at least make them have some bits missing.

Israel lands another major punch to Hezbollah Nice work, I can't stand the little Russian cunt.

Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured after their pagers blow up Some are so badly injured that they can't play with their ZX Spectrum or Rubix Cube.

Brace yourself for all the protests against pagers committing genocide.

Keir Starmer says the kitten he got for his kids to join Larry the cat in Downing Street is settling in well He was going to get his kids a Beagle but he was terrified of it smoking in the garden.